Archive for April, 2013

The Coffee Guy’s Rants: Lazy Trainers

Sunday, April 21st, 2013

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY KETTLES MY GOLDEEN? TRAINERS THESE DAYS NOT DOING THINGS THE RIGHT WAY!

JUST LOOK AT THESE WHIPPERSNAPPERS THESE DAYS. YOU EVER SEE A GOOD OLD FASHIONED POKÉMON BATTLE DONE FOR THE SAKE OF GRINDING? YOU’LL BE LUCKY TO NOW! INSTEAD OF MAKING THEIR POKÉMON FIGHT EACH OTHER TO THE NEAR DEATH OR BEYOND FOR A FEW HUNDRED EXPERIENCE POINTS, THEY JUST SHOVE THEM INTO THE DAY CARE! THE DAY CARE! IT DOESN’T SEEM TO MATTER TO THEM THAT IT’S A RIGHT RIP OFF – THEY TAKE YOUR MONEY EVEN IF THEY DIDN’T GO UP IN LEVEL AND THEN TRY TO PALM OFF THEIR UNCOOKED BREAKFAST TO YOU! RAW EGGS ARE TERRIBLE! BUT I DIGRESS. RATHER THAN TAKE CARE OF THEIR POKÉMON THEMSELVES THEY PAY OTHERS TO DO IT FOR THEM. WHAT LAZINESS!

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The Truth Behind Team Rocket

Sunday, April 14th, 2013

Jessie, James, and Meowth are widely viewed as completely evil people with no good in them in the black and white elitist society of the Pokemon world. However, this is not the case. Need an explanation? Read on!
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