Archive for August, 2012

Wyatt’s Ads

Saturday, August 25th, 2012

What, you thought stuff this bad came free? Well you were wrong! In order to afford a regular meal for Wyatt and pay some medical bills after our conspiracist attacked a school, we’re running a few ads.
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Fashion Focus

Wednesday, August 8th, 2012

Hello and welcome to Fashion Focus, where I discuss what’s hot in fashion! Today I’ll be talking about the Shinning Beauty, Elesa! Everyone knows that not only is she the Nimbasa Gym Leader that battles in style but she is also a supermodel. It’s then not much of a surprise that she got herself a huge makeover.

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ALL HAIL WYATT

Sunday, August 5th, 2012

…that is, the name Wyatt! Yes, you have chosen Wyatt as the most popular name for our Wynaut mascot. Except for those who voted for something else of course, but the majority has spoken with a decisive 11 votes! Cheers to ‘S’ who suggested the name as well; your codename shall forever be highly honoured.

Howzat was only a few votes behind it, and Whoelse and Walter another couple behind that on 6 votes each.

Our Wynaut was indifferent about the decision, seemingly more interested in the prospect of making a name for itself. May its name bring good fortune!
Wyatt, reporting for duty
Having found an identity this ‘lil Wynaut can sleep easy.

Conspiracy: The Master Ball

Wednesday, August 1st, 2012

Uh-oh.  Once again the familiar, paranoid mumbling from the cardboard box down the street is getting louder. In order to protect the ears of innocent bystanders, we’ve promised to publish another one of her rants – but it’s not like there isn’t more where it’s coming from… It’s all very interesting in many ways, so you may want to pop over to the boards to discuss it. Just be careful not to mention the words “Master Ball” while she’s around.

THE MASTER BALL

You know how we justify the sport of catching Pokémon with a variety of nonsense like “the Pokémon I catch are my friends” and “they have choice whether they’re caught or not”? Well, that’s how it used to be, for sure. Back in the apricorn times, it was entirely up to the Pokémon’s goodwill whether they were caught or not. But then someone went and broke the system by inventing something. Something purple.

Something by the name of the Master Ball.

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